Op/Ed: People I Would Elect Before Donald Trump

By Dan Smith

-Bernie Sanders

-Hillary Clinton

-Elizabeth Warren

-Michelle Obama

-Stephen Colbert

-John Stewart

-Lil B

-John Green

-Kanye West

-Ophelia from Market Central

-Chance the Rapper

-My mom

-Emma Watson

-Vermin Supreme

-Oprah

-Ellen Degeneres

-Leslie Knope

-The hacker from Cyberchase

-Finn the Human

-Alex Trebek

-Literally any cat

-Joe Biden

-Roc the Panther

-Lincoln Chafee

-Jimmy McMillan

-Hulk Hogan

-Steve Harvey

-The moon emoji

-Billy Ray Cyrus

-Bill Murray -Either of the Sprouse twins -Both of the Sprouse twins -Louis C K -Al Gore -A dead squirrel -Morgan Freeman -Beyoncé -Jaden Smith -Bryan Cranston

-John Cena

-An ant farm

-Two ant farms