Celebrity Baby Names

By Jessica Simpson

This coveted list of emerging baby names was sent to us from 2020.  If by chance you have a list of names you are entertaining for your future nonexistent children, feel free to add one or two of these to your personal list.  

1. “Quinoa” spelled phonetically (Keen-wa).
2. Any nail polish name.
3. “David Bowie Too”
4. “Mop” - It arouses the hipster in of you that objects to Swiffers.
5. “Sorry”- For the Beliebers, the overly apologetic, or the accidental mothers
6. “Guac” - If you are a disguised Avocado aficionado
7. “Tampon” - For the Bleeding Love and Kotex enthusiasts.  
8. “SleepNumber” - Parents who are honest about the real conception location
9. “R2-D2” - For rebel Star Wars fans
10. “Twit” - Short for Twitter, easy to rhyme, and soon it will be trending
11. “K” - The Kardashian-Jenner influence cemented in one letter
12. “G-Neut” - The abbreviated way to spell gender neutral