Pittiful News Receives “Off the Record” Statement

 

Too long ago to be quite relevant anymore, The Pittiful News received off the record statements from SGB board member Hack Jeidecker regarding the Bauren Larney Debacle. When asked if Mike Niteshyamalan had

seemed to have a personal vendetta again Larney and had impeached her just to create an unfair and biased election in favour of his friends, Hack Jeidecker replied “This is off the record.” Off the record statements included responses to questions of “Did Larney even do anything wrong?” “Should I be worried about the student government?” and “What record?”

The Pittiful News is extremely excited about receiving said off the record statements and hopes to receive more soon. Please contact the Pittiful News with any off the record statements you might have. We are accepting such statements as those in answer to the question “Which record is this song off of?” and times when you have been told to “get your coffee cup off the record; use a darn coaster.”