Thankful on Thanksgiving: A complete list

Even though this year has been a dumpster fire filled with burning diapers, there is still so much to be thankful for! We here at The Pittiful News decided to take some time together to discuss our thanks to give and came up with a complete, comprehensive list!

What we’re thankful for:

• Land Before Time
• Hallmark (the store)
• Hallmark (the channel)
• Moms
• Gilmore Girls
• Trampolines
• Eye patches (shout-out to the lady on the bus with a bedazzled denim eyepatch)
• Plane engines that work
• Italian food
• Montages of Italian food
• Montage music
• Saxophones
• Gloves
• That video of Steve Irwin wrestling an emu
• Steve Irwin
• Who’s that guy that narrates Planet Earth
• Stop signs
• Squirrels
• Hummus
• Metal
• Detectives
• Soft cheeses
• My Google
• Cool stickers
• Plungers
• Cool socks (but not toe socks)
• The Knowles family
• Holes (the concept, not the movie_
• Bones (the enamel, not the show)
• “Make a man out of you”
• Doggy paddling (performed by humans)
• Forensic analysis
• Heaters that aren’t loud
• Star fish
• Fried stuff
• Fields
• Mrs. Fields
• Bonfires
• Fire
• Firefighters
• Oscar Isaac
• The five senses
• IMDb
• Comprehensive lists
• Incomprehensive lists
• Puppies
• Morbidly obese rabbits
• Cheetos
• Morbidly obese babies
• Thicc steaks
• Bo Obama
• Very Very small iguanas
• The year 2020
• Videos of emus

What are you thankful for? Tweet at us @thepittifulnews