14 Secretly Jewish Celebrity Revealed

By Mike Citrola (is Jewish)

The longstanding rumor that Jews control the media has steadily declined over the years, but The Pittiful News recently uncovered new evidence of many A-list celebs faking gentile.
Here is the exclusive list of media elite with their true, chosen names.

1. Yom Kipportia di Rossi
2. John Hammantashen
3. Haftara Reid
4. Maria Shana Tova
5. Gary Old-testa-man
6. Sukkota Fanning
7. Shmuelle Fanning
8. Menorah Jones
9. Dr. Dreidel
10. Gephilte Collins
11. Dame Jewdy Mensch
12. Carlie Rye Jepsen
13. Jewish Bale
14. Whoopi Goldberg