Tautology Horoscopes

Aries (March 21 –April 19)

Your skin is pale from the lack of sun of you have not been out in the sun. When you go out into the sun, your skin will slowly darken or burn.

 Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

If you are a man or a woman, you are powerful and in charge. You are able to walk any way you choose, most likely in shoes.

 Gemini (May 21—June 20)

A luminous light is shining your way. This may or may not be your time to shine. This month will consist of many days. Make yourself your priority.

 Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

If you plant a seed, a tree may or may not grow. It depends on how you planted it.

 Leo (July 23 – August 22)

If it is strong enough, the wind will blow through your hair, unless you are bald, then it will breeze over your head. Which one will you choose?

 Virgo (August 23 – Sept. 22)

You can take the road less traveled or the road mostly traveled, either way, you are taking a road and must decide.

 Libra (Sept. 23 – October 22)

Your phone will ring today if someone calls. If you answer, you will interact with another voice, if you don’t they have the option to leave a voicemail.

 Scorpio (October 23 – Nov. 21)

You can do anything a standing building can do. You can either stand or not stand.

 Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

You should eat more applesauce. Or drink more of the apple’s juice.

 Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)

Singing a song will create music. Open your ears and you will hear things.

 Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

There are stars in the sky, just like there are people on the land. Make sure you have moments in your day.

 Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)

The river is always running unless it is dried up. When the river is dried up, there is no water. When there is no water, is it a river? You can think about this.