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- Empty a pumpkin out
- Layer the guts in a 9X13 pan
- Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees
- Bake the pumpkin guts for 10-13 minutes or until golden orange
- Carve a penis shaped hole in the side of the pumpkin
- Put the fully baked pumpkin guts back into the pumpkin
- Put your penis into the hole
- Feel the burns from the extremely hot guts surround your member
- Fuck the shit out of that pumpkin
- Go to the hospital to get your second and third degree burns treated
- Give your number to the first nurse you see
- Wait three days
- She will not have texted you in this time
- Find out where she lives
- Bring the pumpkin that you originally fucked
- Put the pumpkin on her front porch
- Break into her home
- Murder her
- Take her corpse home because you are now married
- Empty out the innards in her body
- Put them in a 9X13 pan, lightly greased
- Bake for 15-20 minutes or until golden brown
- Stuff her torso fill of the now
- Enjoy having a warm body in your bed again
- Return to her home because you forgot your pumpkin you goof!
- The police are there and you tell them you just need your pumpkin
- Literally seven people saw you dragging the corpse out
- Double check that the oven is off
- The police will bring you to jail
- You are now serving life in prison
- Learn how to be a bottom bitch in prison
- Get craaaazy good at giving head
- Find a drug kingpin to be your zaddy
So if you want a cute and casual way to put some Halloween fun into you sex life this is the plan for you!
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