WEATHER REPORT

Hannah Lynn

Pittiful Meteorologist

Saturday

Cloudy with a chance of crow meatballs

Sunday

Day of repentance. No weather.

Monday

Looks like a beautiful sunny day, feels like the freezing embrace of a thousand icicles

Tuesday

Scattered snow showers in the morning, scattered ashes in the evening

Wednesday

It’s lump day! Get that lump examined.

Thursday

No chance of rain, but take umbrella anyway. Trust us. TRUST US.

Friday

Vortex of polar bears

Saturday

Well, well, well look who’s back for more